This one comes from Southport, N.C… hysterical!! Thanks, Jen!
I was cleaning the kitty litter one day and Harmony says: “Can I help?”
I said: “No just please stay back”
She says: “But I really wanna help!”
I said : ” I know honey, but it’s icky and I don’t want you to get any on you.”
She says, and I quote: “But I’m a cat poop expert!” In her happiest, most confident voice!